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Nearly a year after 9/11, Al-Qaeda chief Osama Bin Laden had plotted to kill thousands of Americans by selling poisoned cocaine in the US. Had his plan succeeded, the number of casualties would have been more than in the 9/11 tragedy, said a report in the New York Post.

According to the paper, Osama was willing to spend tens of millions of dollars to finance the deal, but his plot failed when the Colombian drug lords, whom he had approached, decided it would be bad for their business.

Boffins have invented a vibrator that can be controlled over the Internet. The sex toy hooks up to a PC and using a special website allows lovers to get jiggy through cyberspace.

Dubbed the Enabled Rabbit, it invites couples to join the "online sexual revolution". The vibrator works alongside a website where partners can sign up and using a special interface on screen, control the amount of pleasure their lover is getting.

There are a lot of things you shouldn't do in the London subway. One of those things you shouldn't do is run.

USA's Chelsea Davis hits her head on the board during a preliminary round in the women's three-meter springboard diving competition at the World Aquatics Championships Friday, July 22, 2005 in Montreal. Davis required stitches after hitting her head.

Howdy!

An Aussie teenager has had his nose bitten off in a violent argument over the merits of blood-and-guts feature film Sin City, news reports said on Monday.

The 19-year-old was outside a cinema in Bathurst at the weekend when he got into a fight with another man over the quality of a film that some say has set new standards for violence and depravity.

The market for contour-shaped shifter knobs is about to be born.

A 76-year-old woman was arrested for allegedly selling crack cocaine by putting the drugs in her purse and lowering them by rope from her second-floor window.
The woman was arrested last week on charges of possession and sale of a controlled substance, and was freed on $10,000 bail.

Pepsi Cola is very pleased to announce that from yesterday every factory they have in the whole world is certifie ISO 9001. The last factory that needed the certificate was the Pepsi factory in Bangali.

A mum who sold photographs of her bathing children on eBay insisted today: “I didn’t think I was doing anything wrong.”

Emotional mother of four Sara Fox was paid just £5.50 (€7.90) in a bid to raise cash for a family holiday in the United States before the pictures were withdrawn from auction after a barrage of internet complaints.

At her home in Ballymena, Co Antrim, she said: “With hindsight, I suppose it was ignorance on my part. But they were put there for a genuine reason and I never imagined it would have caused such a fuss.”

This is one crazy bitch. Have a listen to how this nutcase talks to her son. It reminds me of the time i used to goto the homeless shelter and act like the sargent out of full metel jacket.

Or are the Simpsons into her....?

mwahahahahaha!

Hundreds of photos of Kate.

Jennifer Lopez's third husband Marc Anthony stunned hotel guests and staff by refusing to draw a sketch for a charity auction - instead writing 'F**k You' on his slip of paper.

The high-profile couple were in New York attending J.Lo's Bryant Park fashion show after-party in W Hotels' VIP hospitality suite.

Fuck you right back, Mr. Lopez....

George W. comedy hour.

July 12, 2006
Hilton - Paris (25) was killed last night in an unfortunate kitchen
accident, when she curiously attempted to cook her own food after
several attempts to find one of the black people that normally does it
for her.
Hilton was the heiress to the renowned Hilton hotel empire founded by
her great grandfather, Conrad Hilton. She will be sorely missed by her
parents, Rick and Kathy, sister, Nicky, and her Chihuahua, Tinkerbell.
Hilton gained her own notoriety with the public as, let's say, a
model? Sort of? Well... ok, I guess she was more like an actress. I
mean she had a TV show for a while, although I heard it sucked. And
there was rumor of her making an album, I think.
Fine, so she was slut! But she was a really rich slut, with supple
pink lips and a remarkably even tan. You think that shit grows on
trees? No, it doesn't. The severity of this kind of loss will not go
unfelt.

And more like this on future obituaries.

Snoop Dogg no longer wants to divorce his wife of eight years, Shante Broadus.

The rapper has also blamed the music industry on their split - after admitting he had been unfaithful to the mother of his three children.

He confessed in an interview with MTV: "I fell back in love with my wife and kids.

That beach volleyball is a great sport, isn't it?

mmmmmm cameltoe...

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As the 10 year anniversary of Amazon.com rolls around this month, why not take a trip down memory lane and see some popular sites of today as each was when they went online.

There's swimwear and there's swimwear. There's Wicked Weasel and there's Wholesome Wear.

A 30-year-old man has claimed that he had so far survived entirely on milk and was living a normal life without eating any of the items that constituted a routine diet.

Zulfiqar Agro of village Fazal Agro said that he drank one litter of milk and had a cup of tea in the morning and had the same routine for nights.

While there were performers at Live8 who looked old and dull, there were other artists who fully understood what the audience was coming for. One of them is Beyonce:

The Lapjuicer is intended to be used by a lap-dancer in a club. The performer uses their body with the object, in order to extract fruit juices that can be drunk by one or more spectators.

Imagine someone making your favourite cocktail with a Lapjuicer… it’s for girls and boys - who do you want to see using it?

The Lapjuicer embodies a step beyond the strict ‘look but don’t touch’ policies enforced in many clubs;
“You can’t touch - but you can drink my juice.”

R+b beauty Mariah Carey is so terrified of catching something from her fans - she scrubs her hands with wet wipes every time she touches an admirer.

The Honey singer has offended her fans, by confessing she refuses to meet them unless she has a supply of moist tissues to cleanse herself after they have come into contact with her.

I am really sick of sluts who deny the fact that they are a slut. I'd say maybe half of the people that are reading this know what I'm talking about. The other half is composed of the skanks in denial. I'm not saying it's bad to be one, I'm just sick of people that don't admit it.

Jenna Jameson, the world's most famous pornstar, has done a far better job of exploiting herself than a sleazy peddler could hope to do. Since 1993 the onetime blonde (now brunette) bombshell has starred in 50-odd adult movies, selling millions of copies worldwide. Today thousands of members pay $35 a month for access to her website, ClubJenna.com.

But here's the weird part: Jenna Jameson hasn't had sex on-camera with a male partner (other than her husband) in seven years; better yet, she hopes to build her thriving business even bigger without ever again having video sex with anyone -- male, female or herself.

Oh, think of the joys grandma will have to go through when grandpa takes viagra

Alcohol has been banned in two small Australian Aboriginal communities to stop young people from a nearby alcohol-free township from risking their lives by swimming a crocodile-infested river to get a drink.

Dont be a victim. If some huge fucking Coke machine of a guy tries to attack you, grab his right arm with the forefinger of your left hand, then twist it behind his back and kick in the back of his knees from behind. If he has a knife, use your elbows as side fists and smash his temples at 45 degrees until his pupils dilate. If he gets you into some kind of a headlock, then sit down on one knee so that hes forced to sit on your lap and then implode his kidneys using the heel of your left palm against your right forearm... blah blah nose bone into his brain yadda yadda yadda. Yeah, right.If a huge fucking Coke machine of a guy tries to attack you, thats it. Youre fucked!

Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth.The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed.Bai is seeking damages totaling $300 million the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."NASA representatives in Russia and at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif., could not be reached for comment on the case.

A prison psychology specialist (whatever that means) named Suzanne Baranik, suggested that I write a little "handbook" or guide for prisoners who are new to jail. After some thought, I got together with a few other "old-heads" (old prisoners). Between us we've got over 100 years in Pennsylvania hellholes. We know our shit! We came up with this little list of suggestions for the tens of thousands of young men who are being railroaded into prison, Pennsylvania's fastest growing business. If you have a husband, son or friend who's been thrown into prison in the past year or so, I suggest that you printout this handbook and send it to him.

I think it is always funny when celebrity sex tapes find their way to the almighty interwebnet. Some of you will say it's old and that they have seen it before. Well, most of you will not have seen it before. Here's rapper Eve and her porn tape.

This is a Kodak Moment for sure. The question is, whose Kodak Moment is this?

Paul Winchell and John Fiedler, two of the voices from the beloved children's cartoon 'Winnie the Pooh' have died within almost 24 hours of each other.

Paul Winchell, the english voice of Gargamel in the animated children's show The Smurfs and Tigger in Disney's Winnie the Pooh died on 23 June at age 82. Winchell also voiced several other characters including Boomer in Disney's The Fox and the Hound and several characters for Hanna-Barbera productions.

American actor John Fiedler passed away at the age of 80 on June 25th. Though he worked extensively on stage, film, television, and radio for over forty years, he is perhaps most remembered for two roles: the mild, fearful voice of Piglet in Disney's many Winnie the Pooh productions, and the role of Mr. Peterson, nervous patient on The Bob Newhart Show.

Hong Kongers usually rank near-bottom of the international list of lovers and a social worker may have discovered why: >they don't know what to do between the sheets. Grace Wong of the southern Chinese territory's Family Planning Association said the number of inquiries at her agency rocketed 50 percent last year, with many clients claiming to have no idea how to have sex."Some married couples are not familiar with their body parts," Wong was quoted as telling the Sunday Morning Post. "They don't know where their sex organs are."

Women with silicone breast prostheses are advised to carry a doctor's letter with them if they want to escape inspection by American customs and security officials. The Netcare travel clinics have issued a warning to women who have had a mastectomy and who use external silicone prostheses as they are targeted as a potential terrorist threat by American security officers.

You can say what you want about Jessica Simpson, but she has one hell of a nice body. Thank the lord she has decided to put it all on display in the music video for the titel track of her new flick Dukes of Hazard. Jessica covers These Boots Were Made For Walking, but all I can think of is Those Tits Were Made For Grabbing, That Mouth Was Made For Sucking and That Ass Was Made For Fucking.