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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

I snorted dad's ashes.



Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time. And in comments published today, he said he snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
For years i have wondered how the hell this old rocking, drinking, smoking, snorting, fucking machine has lasted as long as he has without burning the fuck out! How could i have been so stupid!! All i gotta do is some snort human remains and i'll be fucking myself up for another 40 years, human ashes, its the fountain of youth i tell ya!

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