Thursday, February 22, 2007 

Laughing With The Dead

We are a cruel species.
We like nothing etter than laughing with someone else’s distress.
In Mexico they had the great idea to take the piss out of a girl in the cruelest possible kind.

Monday, February 19, 2007 

Carlz

One of my favorite people in the world was involved in a car accident on Sunday.
I miss her. Sad.

 

Mile High Club Member Sacked

Qantas has sacked the flight attendant at the centre of a mile-high sex scandal involving actor Ralph Fiennes.

Lisa Robertson was suspended after allegations emerged that she had sex with the British actor in an aircraft toilet during a flight from Australia to India on January 24.

Would they have sacked a pilot for getting his cock smoked by Paris Hilton? I doubt it..

Friday, February 16, 2007 

Be all that you can be

A guy is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "They're in three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What colour are you going to wear tonight honey?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly!

The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

Thursday, February 15, 2007 

Smoke this

Take 32 kitchentowel rolls, 10 pound of KAS fertilizer and 7 pounds of sugar.
Put them all into a little package and tada .. you got one fucking awesome smokebomb.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007 

Drunken Bum

Wednesday, February 07, 2007 

Ca.. Ca.. Carlz!!

In my line of work i get to meet a heap of different types of people from all walks of life.
Some people are good, some not so good. Most are sacks of shit dressed to impress.
But a few months back this fuckn honey named Carlz joined the crew at my work and my view of people has changed forever..

Carlz has only been working with us a short time but in that time she has taught me alot about myself and what i want to do with my life..
She has shown me that not all hot looking women are goin to be stuck up cunts!
She is an amazing woman and she could melt the hardest mans heart.
Carls has shown me that i can do anything with my life and that i can achive anything if i put my heart and sould into it, so some day im going to be a man whore for the aged! Thanks Carlz!

Seriously though what this young woman lacks in appetite she makes up in class, when i say class what i really mean is ass, she puts the "ass" back into "class" if ya follow.
Not some flabby fucking flat half way down your legs type of ass, its the ass that causes a five car pileup!
Guys you know the kind im talkin about, ya cruising in your car and out the corner of your eye you see it, you dont see them that often, they are like lapricauns or unicorns, you almost snap ya fucking neck trying to get a second look type of ass.
You could take this woman to meet your granparents on thier 75th wedding anvesary and say 'hey everyone, i would like you all to meet Carlz and her ass!' and everyone one would wanna slap it, grandad would wanna mount it over the fireplace.

Love ya! :)

Sunday, February 04, 2007 

Tera Patrick on the Sybian