do you really care ..

In my line of work i get to meet a heap of different types of people from all walks of life.
Some people are good, some not so good. Most are sacks of shit dressed to impress.
But a few months back this fuckn honey named Carlz joined the crew at my work and my view of people has changed forever..

Carlz has only been working with us a short time but in that time she has taught me alot about myself and what i want to do with my life..
She has shown me that not all hot looking women are goin to be stuck up cunts!
She is an amazing woman and she could melt the hardest mans heart.
Carls has shown me that i can do anything with my life and that i can achive anything if i put my heart and sould into it, so some day im going to be a man whore for the aged! Thanks Carlz!

Seriously though what this young woman lacks in appetite she makes up in class, when i say class what i really mean is ass, she puts the "ass" back into "class" if ya follow.
Not some flabby fucking flat half way down your legs type of ass, its the ass that causes a five car pileup!
Guys you know the kind im talkin about, ya cruising in your car and out the corner of your eye you see it, you dont see them that often, they are like lapricauns or unicorns, you almost snap ya fucking neck trying to get a second look type of ass.
You could take this woman to meet your granparents on thier 75th wedding anvesary and say 'hey everyone, i would like you all to meet Carlz and her ass!' and everyone one would wanna slap it, grandad would wanna mount it over the fireplace.

Love ya! :)