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Ever worry about your wife cheating? I don't, i lock mine in a cage under the stairs before i leave the house. But for the people that haven't got a cage or stairs for that matter here is a better option, forget-me-not panties!
They can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it’s there!

This could very well be your dream come true: Aria Giovanni and Veronica Zemanova together! I never knew they even met, but here's evidence and after the click you can see more.

Mimi MacPherson is a cock junkie!!
If you haven't seeen her in action here is your chance to watch her home made porn flick.
To me she looks like she is fucked up on cocaine, and i would know, i used to be a Bolivian druglord!!

Drunk people are always easy targets. Very often people get shaving cream on their head or their hand is put under water which make him piss in his pants. If you've tried all this, this might give you some new ideas.

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the front door. "What are you doing!" insists her mother. "Mom, it's my love dress! Don't you like it?" "I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over," replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car.

A few weeks later, the mother arrives at her daughter's house once. Again, she is shocked when her naked daughter answers the door to greet her. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my love dress! It keeps the marriage spicy!" "I'll give you a few more weeks," replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car.

Later that night, the mother decides to try it for herself. When her husband arrives home, she greets him at the front door in the nude. "Honey, what are hell are you doing!" remarks the husband. "It's my love dress, dear! What do you think of it?" "Well, to be perfectly honest," replies her husband, "I think you should have ironed it first!"

“Jennifer Lopez shocked fans … this weekend when she wore a T-shirt bearing the words "Fuck It!". The diva stunned concert organizers with the crass slogan on a black cropped-top at the eighth annual Wango Tango pop festival in California on Saturday.”

J.Lo’s charming contempt for the parents who paid for their 12 year old girls to pack the audience at Wango Tango is obviously delightful, but it doesn’t quite explain the rest of this outfit. Or why she’s sweating like an Alabama mule. And there’s a homeless woman down the street from me who has an artificial eye that’s actually just a ping-pong ball that she drew on with a texta, and I’ve seen her eat a cigarette off the ground and chase a cat - probably for dinner - but I’ve never seen her go out with her hair looking as bad as that mystery on top of J.Los head. Never hire a beaver as a hairstylist, I don't care how charming he is during the interview.

Kylie Minogue announced that she has breast cancer and will be postponing her current tour to seek treatment.

Minogue's management company said that the 36-year-old's diagnosis was confirmed this week during a visit to the southern Australian city of Melbourne, her hometown.

I'd say more, but cancer is pretty much the worst thing in the world so I'm just hoping she deals with it okay, although breast cancer isn't usually that bad so I'm sure everything will be fine. At least she didn't get butt-cancer though, because that would've been a career ending disease. Ya know, because she has a nice butt. And uh, I like looking at it. *Cough* No, you're the pervert!!

There are certain things Teri Hatcher should not do. One of those is getting on her balcony without a bra...

Brit and that redneck dude were on Letterman.

10. Britney: There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.

9. Kevin: Unlike those "Desperate Housewives" chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old.

8. Britney: It's like "American Idol" except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.

7. Kevin: In the first episode, you can see my ass.

6. Britney: I'm hot.

5. Kevin: She's hot.

4. Britney and Kevin: We haven't had nearly enough media coverage.

3. Britney: It's gotta be better than this show.

2. Kevin: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.

1. Britney: In the season finale, you'll find out that Dave is the father of my baby oops.

This is like a train wreck. How long before they show her "Behind the Music" special on VH1?

Just go away. They sent the Spice Girls to a special island when they were over...it's called Britain. Go there. Maybe you can masturbate a pig or something.

Oh, and making fun of Paula Abdul is a really cheap shot. She's you, 15 years later.

Yes, google is funny, when you look in images for 'nice girl' the first image I think is a really nice girl!

A small digital camera apparently planted by an unidentified voyeur to shoot up passing skirts caused a brief bomb scare near a Manhattan subway station, police said Wednesday.

A pedestrian called police on Tuesday afternoon to report seeing a box with wires sticking out of it under a subway grate in a sidewalk on the Upper East Side. The block was closed off while the police bomb squad investigated.

The scare ended when officers discovered that the device was a digital camera.

Police said on Wednesday they believe someone positioned the camera to record so-called upskirt images of women and girls in dresses and skirts as they strolled over the grate.

This is the solution for all the smokers in the world that really, really want to quit: a nicotine vaccin! And according to the scientists it's also helping the cocaine sniffers to get off their addiction. Quiting and no need for cocaine in just 1 shot: great!

I have partied in Bali, Singapore, Surfers Paradise and many Island resorts as a young man, but i have never been to a club like this before. Lucky bastards!

From Star : Paris Hilton … has been talking babies with her new beau, Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis! "[Hilton] is crazy about him and says she's sure he's the one," someone close to the hotel heiress tells a source. "She says she wants his baby and that he's so good-looking that she just knows they'd have beautiful kids."

Thanks to a weak gag-reflex, it took me like an hour to even read this story, but I think I got the gist of it : Paris is a whore who wants attention. Based on med school classes I never took, I would have thought the Jenga of STD’s that somehow keep her body upright should prevent her from having even recreational sex, so to think of her having sex with the sinister purpose of reproducing is pretty hard to stomach. Luckily there’s no chance of this happening, since I’m pretty sure freedom-fighters from the future would send a robot to kill her first.

The Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP) credential is for technology professionals who have the skills to successfully implement a Microsoft product or technology as part of a business solution. At just 9 years old, Arfa Karim Randhawa, of Faisalabad, Pakistan, is one of the youngest MCPs in the world. She recently received her credentials from Emre Berkin, chairman of Microsoft's Europe, Middle East and Africa region, and Jawwad Rehman, Microsoft's country manager for Pakistan. Via e-mail, Randhawa recently discussed how the child of an agricultural family came to achieve this status and what it means to her and her family.

If you have a girlfriend or wife, you’ll have no doubt been asked by her if the clothes she is wearing make her look fat, ugly, dumb and so on. It is always a dilemna for a man as what to say. If you say Yes, she’ll get angry and not blow you for a week. If you say No, you could end up walking down the street with a fashion disaster. One thing you can do is film the whole dressing up ordeal and if she then asks you Does my ass look big in this? You can say Fuck yeah.

I’m not gonna shock the world by telling you that KFC do not treat their chickens the right way. If you’re not convinced ask former babe Pamela Anderson who made a little film for PETA. Great what they do at PETA! Check out why It’s better to protest via PETA instead of starting your own little action at the local KFC restaurant.