Top Ten Reasons Britney's 15 Minutes Are Over
Brit and that redneck dude were on Letterman.
10. Britney: There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.
9. Kevin: Unlike those "Desperate Housewives" chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old.
8. Britney: It's like "American Idol" except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.
7. Kevin: In the first episode, you can see my ass.
6. Britney: I'm hot.
5. Kevin: She's hot.
4. Britney and Kevin: We haven't had nearly enough media coverage.
3. Britney: It's gotta be better than this show.
2. Kevin: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.
1. Britney: In the season finale, you'll find out that Dave is the father of my baby oops.
This is like a train wreck. How long before they show her "Behind the Music" special on VH1?
Just go away. They sent the Spice Girls to a special island when they were over...it's called Britain. Go there. Maybe you can masturbate a pig or something.
Oh, and making fun of Paula Abdul is a really cheap shot. She's you, 15 years later.
10. Britney: There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.
9. Kevin: Unlike those "Desperate Housewives" chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old.
8. Britney: It's like "American Idol" except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.
7. Kevin: In the first episode, you can see my ass.
6. Britney: I'm hot.
5. Kevin: She's hot.
4. Britney and Kevin: We haven't had nearly enough media coverage.
3. Britney: It's gotta be better than this show.
2. Kevin: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.
1. Britney: In the season finale, you'll find out that Dave is the father of my baby oops.
This is like a train wreck. How long before they show her "Behind the Music" special on VH1?
Just go away. They sent the Spice Girls to a special island when they were over...it's called Britain. Go there. Maybe you can masturbate a pig or something.
Oh, and making fun of Paula Abdul is a really cheap shot. She's you, 15 years later.
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