do you really care ..

Looks like the Tmobile Terrorists have been at it again, first paris, now fred durst banging a groupie.

Is it just me or does fred fuck like a 70yr old, not that i have seen a 70 year old man fuck before..

Network Ten has axed the Australian version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy due to poor ratings.

Ten said it was surprised by the lack of interest in the Australian version of the US ratings winner.
"We believe Queer Eye didn't get the figures it deserved," the spokesman told a Melbourne newspaper.

Good riddance cocksmokers!!

Fans everywhere will be judging how lucky they feel now that Clint Eastwood is bringing the Dirty Harry franchise to video games.

Eastwood will lend his voice and likeness to reprise his internationally famous role of Inspector Harry Callahan. Even more significantly, the Academy Award winner is consulting on key creative aspects of the game design.

"This will be an opportunity to satisfy the many requests over the years to continue the Dirty Harry legacy, only now in the video game medium," Eastwood said. "Creating Dirty Harry video games will also introduce this memorable film character to new generations on a medium they appreciate."

Not out officially until March 14th , but already available on the net. When will these bands learn that it is probably best to pre-release their new albums on the net first and then cater for the traditional store buying public. You can find Daft Punk’s new album ‘Human After All’ as a bittorrent here. Be sure to keep you torrent client open (with upload on) after downloading has finished so you can help others experience the Daft Punk sound.

A Melbourne teacher who had a three-way relationship with two teenage female students was sentenced to seven years in jail in the Victorian County Court today.

Peter Donald Carne, of Hennessey Way, Dandenong was an English and drama teacher when he began a relationship with a 16-year-old student after he started counselling her over her behaviour, the court heard.

Guys can tell a womans personality just from the shape of her breasts, a saucy sex researcher claims. Piero Lorenzoni compares each boob type to a fruit, as illustrated here by our gorgeous Page 3 babes.

Via the Goose.

Parking Places for Disabled People

A disabled driver who lost his leg in a horrific motorbike smash today defended his decision to smash a teenage girl's car windscreen.

Graham Ewen said he took the extreme measure after two years of drivers parking in disabled spaces. He confronted 19-year-olds Fiona Tosh and Leanne Benzie for parking their Renault Clio in a disabled space.

But he claims they laughed at him and he decided enough was enough.

Dickhead!!!

Doctors and experts are baffled by an Indian hermit who claims not to have eaten or drunk anything for several decades - but is still in perfect health.

Prahlad Jani, a holy man, or fakir, who is over 70 years old, has just spent 10 days under constant observation in Sterling Hospital, in the western Indian city of Ahmedabad.

During that time, he did not consume anything and "neither did he pass urine or stool", according to the hospital's deputy superintendent, Dr Dinesh Desai.

The leader of Italian heavy metal rock band Beasts of Satan was sentenced to 30 years in prison on Tuesday for killing the group’s singer and two women in Satanic ritual murders.

Andrea Volpe, who hid his face from cameras as he entered the courthouse, had hoped for a lighter sentence after leading authorities to the victims’ bodies and confessing to cult killings that have horrified the Roman Catholic country.

The Brooklyn dance floor that made a gyrating John Travolta the disco king is headed for the auction block.

The flashing, multicolored floor that the "Saturday Night Fever" star strutted across in a tight white suit has been saved from a doomed Brooklyn nightclub.

And the relic is exciting memorabilia collectors around the world, who are expected to start a bidding war with offers of more than $80,000 for the piece of movie history.

An anti-fur campaign poster of former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson. Hollywood sex kitten Anderson has drawn the critical eye of censors in China, with authorities cropping her newest nude anti-fur campaign posters in Shanghai, animal rights group PETA said.

But look at her waiste.... who is Peta's photoshopping expert?

Personally, I like Pamela Anderson much better when she's drunk. Or isn't she drunk in these pictures? Oh well, she looks sleazy to say the least:

Great care was taken in the filming of this programme to ensure that the subject of the exorcism was independently assessed by two experienced psychiatrists and not found to be suffering from any form of mental health problems. In addition, the subject is part of a Christian church that provides access to exorcism or 'deliverance ministry' on a monthly basis, and is familiar with the process. There is strong bond of trust between the subject and the minister performing the exorcism.

Pope John Paul underwent emergency surgery on Thursday to help him breathe more easily after he was rushed to hospital for the second time in a month with acute respiratory problems.

The Vatican said in a statement that the tracheotomy was a success, but the 30-minute operation raised the prospect that the Roman Catholic Church's great communicator might not be able to speak again for months, if at all.

How long...

John and Jackie Knill of North Vancouver, frequent visitors to the popular Thai resort, Khao Lak, were apparently on the beach when the tsunami hit December 26.

The couple disappeared and relatives say they were notified about a week ago that the identities of their remains had been confirmed.

Searchers later also recovered the couple's destroyed digital camera but were able to print photos from its memory card.

Did Bush smoke pot?

President George W. Bush has indicated in interviews secretly taped by a friend before he became president that he used marijuana but would not admit it for fear of setting a bad example for children.

Portions of the tapes, recorded from 1998 to 2000 by author Doug Wead without Bush's knowledge, were aired on ABC News on Sunday and published by The New York Times. Their authenticity was verified by the media outlets but has not been independently checked by Reuters.

"I wouldn't answer the marijuana question. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried," Bush purportedly says on the tape.

What Makes A Fuckhead?

Over time, religious tradition, social science, and human evolution have recognized the basic division of mankind into social and antisocial camps. The antisocial have been shunned, excommunicated, pressed into exile, and even hunted as the social group has forced the antisocial from its camps, cities, and homes.

With the advent of the Internet as a force in popular culture, this schism has not only survived, but become stronger and more readily acknowledged. In the new Information Age, the antisocial face new pressures, such as flaming, Usenet death penalties, and being netcopped, and they even have a new name.

They are called Fuckheads.

But what makes a person a Fuckhead?

Don't you just love the internet, i do and so does this girl. She likes it so much that she decided to video tape her self naked infront of a mirror and then put the clip on the internet for all of us to see.

This is the first site on the Internet that really gives you a headache and make you wanne puke.

Hunter S Thompson, the acerbic counterculture writer who popularised a new form of fictional journalism in books like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, has fatally shot himself at his home in Colorado, his son said.

He was 67. I loved his books :(

The diners arrived at a nice Manhattan restaurant on a cold February night and stripped off coats, hats, gloves and scarves. They didn't stop there.

Skirts, shirts, pants, underwear and stockings all ended up stashed in plastic bags by the bar as the patrons got naked for the monthly "Clothing Optional Dinner."

"It's exciting to be in a restaurant nude," said George Keyes, 65, a retired junior high school English teacher.

Nude yes, but not unadorned. Keyes, a lifelong nudist, wore a necklace, earrings and a black leather "genital bracelet" with red studs. And white sneakers.

Looks like 510 people are going to be having to change their phone numbers and email addresses, seeing as how Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick got hacked over the weekend and now her entire phone book and camera phone pictures are plastered all over the internet.

A married couple was coming home from a day's outing when it began to rain. It was a cold fall shower and was fairly drenching. Shortly they came upon a wet furry creature on the side of the road and the wife implored her husband to stop for a look. The lady got out of the car and rescued the creature and returned to the car. It was shivering greatly and she feared it close to death. The man noticing that it was a baby scunk told her to put it out of the car but the missus refused saying that it was their duty as civilized people to try and warm up the creature and bring it back to health. She asked what he though she should do to warm the poor baby skunk and the husband said that she should put him between her legs for the remainder of the drive for it was certainly the warmest place in the car. "what about the smell?" she asked. "Were only 10 minutes away ,I dont think it'll kill him."

Transformers will take you back a few years. If you even know what they are. Bascially they were cool toys for boys before finding free porn on the internet became big. A group of very skilled people has taken the transformers theme and made a very cool 3D music video with them. And the music ain’t half bad either, if you like that sort of thing.

Check out this Asian guessing gameshow...
A young girl fills her stomach up with food in one room while another girl is patently waiting in the next room with the gameshow hostess.Once the girl has finshed gorging her self on food she steps into the next room and spews it all over the head of the other girl that was waiting, then its upto the girl to guess what food had just been thrownup all over her stupid fucking head.

I had heard of the Camel Toe phenomenon, but not yet of the Whale Tail craze that has been sweeping the land of female buttocks across the world. After years of the world putting up with the infamous ‘builders crack’ this is a welcome and refreshing change. The Whale Tail is, however, very vunerable. It only looks good on sexy girls. The danger is that it will get abused by the not so fortunate. If you are a Dumpsterslut, please leave the the Whale Tail alone. Otherwise we might need to call Greenpeace

Ted Bundy was (cause he got fried) a very notorious serial killer back in the 1980’s. He confessed to 28 gruesome killings. Now, for the first time, audio recordings of interviews with Bundy taken by police days before his execution have been obtained. The reason why it has been so long before the tapes were made public is because they contain detailed descriptions of Bundy’s crimes. And let me tell you, they weren’t pretty. If you want to have a good night’s sleep or a romantic evening with the lady, don’t listen to them.

I couldn't stop laughing when I read this. Its a webpage dedicated to the pricks and cunts that have caught a nasty case of the herpes. "dating is not even an option because my crotch usually looks like chewed up pizza"

A man whose friends initially said he was killed by gunfire outside a Gary liquor store actually died after he donned what he thought was a bulletproof vest and asked a cohort to shoot him.

A friend then shot Daniel Wright with a .20-gauge shotgun, but it turned out the vest Wright had put on Thursday was a flak jacket not designed to stop a bullet.

Wright, 20, was mortally wounded in the shooting and died later at a Gary hospital after two of his friends drove him there.

Two genius Doctors, Adam Kay and Suman Biswas (sorry, no picture of him), have come up with a fantastic way of raising money for children with cancer; by making hilariously funny song’s that consist of a lot of f***ing and blinding. The album ‘Fitness to Practise’, mainly deals with the deeply dark side of working in a chaotic accident and emergency department in the UK. The track ‘London underground’ however, has become rather popular on the internet in the last few weeks. It is beautifully funny, albeit rather rude. Very true though. More information on the album and track listing can be found here.

Normally an Arse Bandit is a male who bums other males. In proper English, a gay. In this case that is not true. You are right when thinking there is some major bumming going on in this clip, but it is all male on female action. They start off with 6 in a tiny bathroom (fuck knows why) and end up doing it all over the living room. They seem a bit crusty to me, but that shouldn’t distract you from the excellent work that the ladies deliver.

If you are going to dare the King, don’t be a queen about it. You want to watch a lard-ass eat a stick of butter and throw it all back up? Go ahead make your day and watch it here.

With the help of Internet providers, authorities are tracking down more than 30 people who allegedly planned to take part in a mass suicide on Valentine's Day.

Gerald Krien, 26, was charged Thursday with solicitation to commit murder and conspiracy to commit manslaughter, Klamath County Sheriff Timothy Evinger said.

A mother has been arrested for throwing cans of beer at her children and beating her oldest son after he refused to roll joints for her, police said.
Beverly Fisher, 48, was arrested Wednesday after her 11-year-old son called police and told them that his intoxicated mother was in possession of drugs and threw beer at him, said Lt. Keith Zgonc of the Smyrna Police Department.

A 16-year-old boy was charged with shooting his father in their southwest Harris County home Friday, Local 2 reported. The shooting was originally reported as a case of domestic abuse, but deputies said the boy apparently witnessed a sexual act between his parents and thought the father was abusing the mother.

We know you like those girl-next-door sex vids, so here is another one. The video involves a drunk girl shagging some dude in front of the camera. I think it was taken at Mardi Gras, but that does not really matter though does it. She is pretty hot and goes for it. What more do you want?

To prove to you that not only blokes know how to smash each others faces in we present you with Smackfest ‘05. Two biatches smack the shit out of each other for some money in a radioshow contest. Does this qualify them as smack whores?

Here's the latest news update from Valve, which just happens to include some tasty content:

In advance of the Counter-Strike: Source update we've mentioned here recently, we'll be releasing an update for Half-Life 2: Deathmatch. This update will include two new weapons (the StunStick and the Slam) as well as a return of the trusty crowbar. We've decided to also include a new map called "Steam Lab."

Here are a few images: SteamLab1, Steamlab2, Steamlab3 and SteamLab4

Right around the same time, we'll be releasing the source code to Half-Life 2: Deathmatch in the SDK.

This release will happen some time next week. Right now, we're shooting for Thursday the 17th. And just a quick note for those of you who have been asking -- yes, VAC 2 is coming.

Tucked away in a quiet corner of this Dutch port city, Seniorenpand looks like an ordinary retirement home. Comfortable sofas huddle around a communal television. Puzzles and tattered paperback books fill nearby shelves as aged residents chat about the weather over tea and coffee.

But this retirement home has a twist -- in its bedrooms, residents are getting high on heroin and cocaine.

Cool game

Ever wondered how many calories you burn when fucking ?! Wonder no more, check it our here.

Ever wanted to write to your favorite pornstar and let her know how much you enjoyed that scene where she took on 15 guys in each orifice and then let them take turns at blowing over her face?! I know i have, you can to.

North Korea said Thursday it is dropping out of six-party nuclear talks and will "bolster its nuclear weapons arsenal," North Korea's official news agency KCNA reported.

This is the first public claim by North Korea to actually possess nuclear weapons.

The USA has a new hero: Lance Cpl. James Blake Miller a.k.a the Marlboro Man. He has done nothing real special in Iraq; he just did his time. But his photo was taken by some Los Angeles Times photographer and it was shown nation-wide on the news and newspapers: a new Hero was born! Or could it be the new Marlboro ad?

Reality TV star Jack Osbourne is giving up showbiz to become a firefighter in New York.

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's youngest child is fed-up with the selfish attitude prevalent in the entertainment industry and wants to help other people instead.

Osbourne, 19, explains: "I'm enrolling on a firefighting course this summer in New York. I'm serious. It's something I've always thought about but now is definitely the time to do it.

With only two months to go until the new addition to our family arrives, this was the ls thing i needed to see

No double anal penetration here, just some good old fashioned smut that your grandpa probably used to beat off to

Every Friday evening between 19:00 and 0:00 GMT a Dutch online radiostation called Housetime is playing the best house music. Today they play the best harder styles of house. You can listen to Housetime with this Mediaplayer stream or with this Winamp stream. Enjoy

As the war drags on and on in Iraq another generation of children grow up with hatred and fear of the usa. The next generation of freedom fighters/terrorists are the creation of a the united states goverment. George Bush has alot of blood on his hands, fucking bastard!!

Florida police launch a manhunt for a couple accused of torturing children by pulling out their toenails with pliers, delivering electric shocks and hitting them with hammers.

In an effort to boost sales of Windows, Microsoft has its sights set on its nearest competitor. But it's not Linux. And sorry, Apple Computer fans, it's not the Mac.The biggest rival to Windows sales is Windows itself--or rather pirated copies of the OS. And Microsoft is starting to put its foot down.

This little flash movie compares Nixon and Bush and describes how they're both really cool Presidents who were loved by all because they did fun things like get involved in wars nobody wanted to be involved in. That's how you become popular, you know. Declaring war for no good reason and sending soldiers off to die. Popularity here we come!

It's about time somebody made a board game out of Doom.I was getting sick of all the slick graphics and scary atmosphere and wanted something a little more boring. Like a board game. And now somebody has gone and done it. Whoopiefuckingdoo.

"Why are they selling this [GTA:SA] game to our children?" said Ronald Moten, a leader of Peaceaholics, which mentors troubled youths in the District and Maryland. He and others drew a direct line between the make-believe mayhem in such video games as Grand Theft Auto and the very real pain they see in their neighborhoods.

Ahh to be young enough to walk upto this hottie, grab her titties and wiggle'em. Maybe even slap her ass and say 'hows your daddy momma?' and not have to worry about going to jail would be sooo great!

How is this for a fucking sweeet tequilla slammer.

A book to be released today featuring Australia's biggest sex survey found that after interviewing more than 19,000 Australians aged between 16 and 60 on the intimate details of their sex lives, researchers have found there is no shortage of people wanting sex. More than 35 per cent of men and more than 30 per cent of women would prefer to have sex four to six times a week.Australians love to fuck!

I was told this video was old, but as i have never seen this before I felt obliged to share it. I think it is a classic. An ordinary guy from the streets gets the chance to have nookie with a gorgeous woman the likes he has only dreamt off. Things is either he fucks her of he gets fucked. Now, guess what happens next? Apparently the guy started up a website to say it was all a pack of lies. Now, this is what viagra was invented for.

Due to unpopular demand, Beer Dude is back for more misadventures and hijinks in the latest video game out of daveheinzel.com's game factory in beautiful Baghdad.

The US Marine Corps has publicly upbraided one of its generals for his comments describing shooting people in Iraq as "fun".

Discussing fighting in Iraq, the General said he liked brawling and enjoyed shooting people. The Marine Corps said Lt Gen James Mattis had been "counselled" concerning his remarks, made during a panel discussion in California.

A rest home has been forced to close and the owners are expecting to get their brains sued out after 18 nurses, aides, assistants and orderlies got pregnant following a "Viagra party" for the facility's elderly patients!

"It was supposed to be a morale booster -- and now we're out of business," says Mary Stinson, a receptionist who lost her job when the owners of Merry Rest Retirement Home, in Los Angeles, announced they were shutting down under pressure from the State of California.

What do you think of Michael Jackson?

Investigators say a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, leading to alcohol poisoning. The enema caused his blood alcohol level to soar to 0.47 percent — almost six times the legal intoxication limit, a toxicology report showed.

I ask you this: what kind of man likes sherry?

My mate Rowy decided to buy my Samsung 193t monitor in order to help me get the $$ to buy a digital camera. Soon i'll be able to take take heaps and heaps of quality pictures. Thanks Rowy!

A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing "sexual services" at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefit under laws introduced this year.

Prostitution was legalised in Germany just over two years ago and brothel owners -- who must pay tax and employee health insurance -- were granted access to official databases of jobseekers.

The waitress, an unemployed information technology professional, had said that she was willing to work in a bar at night and had worked in a cafe.

If you want to create your own covers for the cd's you downloaded from the internet (yes...people still do that), you are often confronted with the fact that you do not have the right font to use on your booklet. Well, look no further, because I have found the resource you need. You can download all your rockfronts now and create amazing covers.