Warmest place in the car
A married couple was coming home from a day's outing when it began to rain. It was a cold fall shower and was fairly drenching. Shortly they came upon a wet furry creature on the side of the road and the wife implored her husband to stop for a look. The lady got out of the car and rescued the creature and returned to the car. It was shivering greatly and she feared it close to death. The man noticing that it was a baby scunk told her to put it out of the car but the missus refused saying that it was their duty as civilized people to try and warm up the creature and bring it back to health. She asked what he though she should do to warm the poor baby skunk and the husband said that she should put him between her legs for the remainder of the drive for it was certainly the warmest place in the car. "what about the smell?" she asked. "Were only 10 minutes away ,I dont think it'll kill him."