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A woman who doused a bed in petrol and set it alight while her former lesbian lover lay naked with her new girlfriend today said her heart “dropped to her socks” when she saw the pair caressing.

Sarah Metcalfe discovered Katie Wrigglesworth in bed with Emma Shakesheff before the incident on July 20 last year, Leeds Crown Court heard.

She denies causing grievous bodily harm with intent during the attack in a caravan which she owned at Goldsbrough Mill Farm, near Knaresborough, North Yorkshire.

Well it's 10.00am and i have just vomited and shit for the tenth time since last night, great way to start the day. I hate the way im feeling right now this constant feeling of spew and poop churning in my gut. A headache that starts in the middle of my brain and works its way outwards to my eyes, the slightest movment and i'll shit my pants. There is an upside though, no work for me today, just sickness.

China has banned 50 computer games - to create "a good environment" for Chinese children. Games given the thumbs-down include The Sims 2, Manhunt, FIFA 2005, Painkiller: Battle out of Hell, Age of Mythology: The Titans, Battlefield Vietnam, Conflict Vietnam, Vietcong: Fist Alpha and Devastation, local news agency Xinhuanet reported today.
Sucks to be Asian, small dicks & cant play games. Whats next, no more roast dog for sunday lunch ?!

Computer giant IBM will have to face a trial in Switzerland after a lawsuit filed by gypsies claimed the company's punch-card machines helped the Nazis commit mass murder more efficiently.

Dutch magazine was including an unusual freebie with its latest issue -- two marijuana seeds in a small plastic bag.

Nieuwe Revu Editor-in-Chief Mark Koster said the move was a publicity stunt accompanying the Jan. 26 issue, which advocates legalizing marijuana and other banned substances.

Under these photos is a detailed description of how I turned my sweet wife into the White Whore Wife she is now! Many of these photos are 110's and Polaroid's so please forgive the quality!

Is this real?

It was 2 a.m. Wednesday, and at least five people were pounding at the front door of Ayesha Colclough's South Tampa apartment, shouting racial slurs and vowing to get her.

"Please, please, please, send someone to 4205 S Manhattan," pleaded the terrified woman, according to a 911 tape. "I am sitting in my apartment and they're throwing stuff at the glass window. . . . They're all white. One of them is bald, and he has neo-Nazi tattoos on his body."

It was aprtments 8, 9 and 10 attacking the people in apartment 11.

Justice Virginia Bell, of the NSW Supreme Court, has called for the internet to be purged of any material likely to prejudice a trial in order to prevent jurors conducting their own investigations into cases on which they are sitting, according to The Australian.

The judge made the proposal at a conference of Supreme and Federal court judges from across Australia, but there were apparently few takers.

Independent research by jurors is already illegal in Australia.

We are Australians, and all Australians Drink beer (otherwise they wouldn't be Australian). Australia is actually built on top of beer, but we can't drink that because otherwise the country would fall down. A close mate of ours told us that if we don't drink beer and sing Midnight Oil songs then we might become terrorists.

We don't have a lot of money, so please give us some so that we can drink beer. That should be enough for a normal person to give us some money for beer, but if you are still not convinced then check out the links below. Cheers!

These are the things why the internet is as good as it is. Here's this website filled with nothing but the Sounds of New York.

A 40-year-old woman held sex and drug parties with teenage boys, telling police she wanted to be a "cool mom," authorities say.

Sylvia Johnson allegedly provided marijuana, methamphetamine and alcohol to eight boys at parties she hosted at her suburban Denver home in 2003 and 2004. According to court papers, she admitted having sex with five of the boys.

Check out these re-enactments from the 30-Second Bunnies Theatre Troupe.
The Exorcist,The Shining, Titanic, Alien, Jaws, It's a Wonderful Life, Freddy vs. Jason, Scream, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre all done by cute little bunnies. I like bunnies.

A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy (Homer) washes up on the shore. Homer and the wife are very attracted to each other right away, but realize certain protocols will have to be observed. The husband, however, is very glad to see Homer there.

"Now we will be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."

Homer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower and stands watch, observing the ocean horizon for any ships. Soon the husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper. Homer yells down: "Hey, no fucking!"

They couple looks at each other and yells back: "We're not fucking!"

A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again Homer yells down: "Heeey, no fucking!"

Again they yell back, "We're not fucking!"

Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof to their shack to patch leaks. Once again Homer yells down from high above: "Hey, I said no fucking!!"

"We said we're not fucking!!"

Finally the shift is over and Homer climbs down from the tower and the husband starts to climb up. He's only half-way up when the wife and Homer are screwing their brains out.

Once at the top, the husband looks out from the tower and says: "Hey from up here it DOES look like they're fucking."

The first "map" of teen sexual behavior gives new meaning to the old warning that you don't just have sex with a person, but with everyone that person ever had sex with, researchers said on Monday.
They found a chain of 288 one-to-one sexual relationships at a high school in the U.S. Midwest, meaning the teenager at the end of the chain may have had direct sexual contact with only one person, but indirect contact with 286 others.

Yesterday, scientists from Australia suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

Feeling hungry ?!

The charitable foundation of Microsoft Corp co-founder Bill Gates has pledged $US750 million to vaccinate children throughout the developing world, one of the largest donations ever.

Easy money for Andrew Fischer, 20, of Omaha, who put his forehead for sale on eBay as advertising space. He received $37,375 for a SnoreStop ad painted on his forehead.


SnoreStop CEO Christian de Rivel said: "I look forward to an enjoyable association with Andrew -- a man who clearly has a head for business in every sense of the word."

Part porn film, part snuff film, part Abu Gharib, it’s the funtime video for La Question by mirth rock glee club Nietzsche. We particularly enjoy the grainy, bleached film stock look.

Their seductive voices propel you during the tough morning commute and keep you going through your dreary workday. But what do those mysterious babes of the airwaves look like? Playboy asked some of the sexiest broadcasters from around the nation to turn up the volume and strip down for this scorching-hot pictorial.

Found at Sexnfun.

Authorities have stunned the world with lurid reports of a sweeping investigation into a sex scandal involving employees of renowned candy manufacturer Willy Wonka.

An 18-month investigation has resulted in numerous arrests, including the indictments of dozens of Oompa Loompas, the diminutive workers at the factory made famous in a well-known documentary film entitled, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

"Those Oompa Loompas are anything but cute and cuddly," said Lt. Irving Lügner, lead investigator. "You don’t even want to know what those little perverts have done in that chocolate river."

Watch this, fucking great work!

Angelina Jolie is planning to adopt an orphan affected by the South East Asian Tsunami of Boxing Day. Angelina already has a three-year-old adopted son, Cambodian Maddox and now tells Celebrity Justice that she wants to form a collection, or as she puts it, "a rainbow of children from across the globe." Speaking on the show she explained "I will be looking into orphans that have just lost their parents. So we'll see how big my family grows over time. I prefer to adopt. With every adoption I save a further child from the orphanage." Now if only I could convince her that I need adopting. And breast feeding.

A long time ago, when Michael wasn't fucking little boys he has some great moves.

A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
"Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the woman behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank," she replies, "we don't have any money, this is a sperm bank."

"Don't fucking argue, open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off!" says the guy with the gun.
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it."

"But it's full of sperm!' she replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it' he says. She pries the cap off and gulps it down."

"Take out another one and drink it, too!" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the woman's amazement it's her husband!

"There!" he says, "it's not that fucking difficult is it?!"

Is it just me, but how come i never manage to find any beautiful girls like THIS or even THIS on MSN!!!

Women, rejoice! One of the last bastions of gender inequality is about to be banished and with it the long, long line for the ladies' loos.

And while it might not be every gal's cup of tea, the organisers of this year's Big Day Out concert in Melbourne reckon the girls-only urinal will get a standing ovation.

The Shee Pee, as its affectionately known in Europe, will make its Australian debut at this year's Melbourne event in a bid to cut loo queues and offer women a more hygienic option to conventional toilets.

And while organisers agree it might take some a little practice, they believe women will quickly adapt to the idea of peeing while standing

FBI abandons Carnivore wiretap software

The FBI has effectively abandoned its custom-built Internet surveillance technology, once known as Carnivore, designed to read e-mails and other online communications among suspected criminals, terrorists and spies, according to bureau oversight reports submitted to Congress.

Instead, the FBI said it has switched to unspecified commercial software to eavesdrop on computer traffic during such investigations and has increasingly asked Internet providers to conduct wiretaps on targeted customers on the government's behalf, reimbursing companies for their costs.

Since the tsunami, taxi driver Wiwat Sakuldee is afraid of the dark and won't go near the beach. Like a lot of Thais on this resort island, he believes many of the disaster's victims have become restless spirits who haunt the streets after sunset.

Traditional beliefs and spooky gossip are fueling ghost stories along the Asian coastlines where thousands were swept away. In Indonesia, a student saw a shadowy human shape enter a house, only to find the door locked and no one around. Villagers in Sri Lanka hear cries for help from the ocean.

I like vagina!

Take a look at these pics and try and work out why the fuck these people are just standing around with they're cocks in their hands & scratching their heads while the others are stripping off? Why the fuck can't shit like this happen where i live.

Thanks Attu

"Al Qaeda has introduced an online women's magazine with articles including dietary advice for suicide bombers and tips on how to "dominate the passions" before blowing yourself up."

What will be the title of this magazine: E-xplode? Does anybody have the URL of this online magazine ? I couldn't find it anywhere..

Kevin Federline got tired of having a hairstyle that required shampooing so now he sports corn rows. Not only is it low maintenance, it'll definitely fool people into thinking he's black which will help him launch his new rap career.
Speaking of which, why hasn't an actual black person murdered Kevin Federline yet?

"ok bill just climb on your desk and look sexy"
"ummm,like this?"
"ahh yeah sure whatever bill thats great"

Go fuck yourself.

Rule One in paintball: Don't aim at live animals.
Rule Two in paintball: Use a matching color.

A Nelson man has appeared in court for a second time (wtf 2nd time!) for attempting to have sex with a goat.

George Kepa, a 41-year-old unemployed man, pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court yesterday to bestiality and unlawfully entering a building.

The friend was asleep and Kepa went to a tin shed where the goat was kept, took some of his clothes off and attempted to have sex with it.

Some people have decided to take the less painfull way of stopping this trashy bitch from singing.I would much rather fuck her in the ass with a microphone stand while her sister watched, or joined in. Im not fussy.


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Check this out.
I would have made the bitch eat it just for being a sooky little bitch.

Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise's children are so embarrassed by their famous parents they won't let them pick them up from school. Nicole says Isabella, 12, and nine-year-old Conor, who the actress adopted during the couple's marriage , says the children find it hard to deal with their famous connections and have even asked to change their surname so people won't know who their parents

A couple in south India today named their son Tsunami after learning the two-month-old had survived the killer waves which lashed their beachside hamlet two weeks ago.

Fisherman Stalin and his wife Jesurani, who like many Indians use only one name, ran for safety carrying their baby when the tsunamis hit their coastal village in the Colachel area of Tamil Nadu state.

For your viewing pleasure:

If you look real close at this photo, you can see a famous landmark in Athens, Greece. Yes, the city where the last Olympics were held. When you click the photo I will give you an indepth tour of the Parthenon.

Welcome to the most exciting webpage since snot hit your fingertips! Just when you thought the Internet was safe, we have arrived to assault everyone's nostrils!
My name is Creepy Picker and along with me is Wicked Penetrator, We are the original founders of the ProudPickers concept and website.

This site will exploit the taboo subject of nose picking at its best! Fear not fellow picker, you are not alone! So go ahead...stick your finger up your nose and lets go!!! New and improved perils for you nostril buffs await you!

Rate my rack, rate my poo, rate my implants, rate my mullet. The list goes on and on and on.
Finally a site that cares for the wee little folk: rate my dwarf.

Which one of these ladies will regret she got her picture taken the most?

This saucy blonde bitch has had soooo much cable go threw her over the years its had to belive that she can look this tasty.Seriously though, the amount of meat this cock junkie has sucked, fucked and put up her bum should of had some negative affect on the way she looks right? Perhaps the secret to her youthfulness is to have all of her holes filled at once!!