do you really care ..

I’m not a big fan of bugs. The odd one or two i can cope with, but if a swarm of some flying little fuckers are heading towards me, i will be found indoors. Most of the time the insect world leaves us mere humans alone, but every now and again, the bees like to form a nest in some odd place, that is just more grief than it’s worth. So how do you get them out of the frame of your kids swing? You smoke them out of course. And whats best for smoke? Lots of petrol and paint thinners.

James Brown, known as the "Godfather of Soul", has died at the age of 73.



He was admitted to hospital in Atlanta after being diagnosed with severe pneumonia but died at 0145 local time (0645 GMT), said Frank Copsidas.

The star was famous for hits including I Got You (I Feel Good), Papa's Got a Brand New Bag and Living in America.

"He is such an influence, I learned so much from him," Mr Copsidas told the BBC World Service.

I wish you a very Merry X-Mas and hope your festive days bring you what you wanted.
My wish list is a PS3, a Wii, a Bravia, an even bigger plasma and this chick to come and perform around my X-Mas tree. Merry Xmas cunts!

This title could go anywhere. Are we talking about Prezzi Bush? Are we talking about the Australian bush bush? Or are we talkign about the female bush? If you want to surprise your wife or chick in front of her parents with a great X-Mas present why not get her A Hand In The Bush: The Fine Art Of Vaginal Fisting.

Katie Rees should be crowed miss fucking world . She is pretty, raunchy and slightly exhibistionistic.
She used to be Miss Nevada but was stripped of her title when some rather sexy pics came to light.
I for one am very fucking sad she lost her title.
Don’t worry Katie. I still love you and I hereby crown you Miss DYRC 2007.
You can come and collect your pearl necklace any time you want.

A webcam can be deadly in the hands of a young girl. Desperate for a bit of attention, they decide some one out there on the world wide web would like to hear them drowning on about the everyday shit that goes on in her life. And then there are the wannabe pornstars and strippers who use there camera to entertain people like me and you. There are plenty of them around, if you look hard enough. Or you could just go here and here.

Check out this awesome 2200bhp 1972 Vauxhall Victor.
It does 0-60 mph in one second...ONE SECOND!

Chris loves to dance..
Here he is showing me the latest moves that he uses on the floor.

Time to show you the true nature of women. The nature that comes out when you mess with them the wrong way. And if you are a woman messing with another woman it gets even worse. But better for the ones standing around looking at a full blown bitch fight. Now, why o why did those tops not come off?

Dr. Phil, lover of the sick, fighter for the poor, shrink to the mentally retarded, loves to help people. The problem with Dr. Phil is that he loves himself and his righteous thoughts even more. His word is law. His word is the only correct word. If you have different thoughts and if you want to go into a discussion with Dr. Phil you are put down like a sick dog. Dr. Phil recently had a topic about Bumfights. The creator of Bumfights was invited to the studio (check his outfit), but after seeing the footage Dr. Phil did not want to talk to him anymore and sent him packing. As if Dr. Phil had not seen that footage before the show and did not use the guy to re-enforce his own persona and image by acting all holy on TV. Fuck off Fat Phil. You exploit your guests just as much as the guy who makes Bumfights exploits the bums.

It's summer here in australia. Beaches, beer and bitches.
Try to remember when your splashing around in the sea that there are hungry fish looking to take a bite out of you!

Malaysia’s snake king Ali Khan Samsudin, 48, died as he had lived – handling the reptiles that he loved.

His eldest son Amjad Khan, 21, said his father had been performing at a show in Kuala Lumpur on Tuesday when he was bitten by a King Cobra.

Ali Khan, who regularly performs with his beloved snakes for charity and for a living, died at 1am yesterday at Kuala Lumpur Hospital where he had been recuperating.

Amjad Khan related that when his father contacted him on Tuesday to tell him he had been bitten, the family had not been too worried.

These lists are based on global unique users connected to Xbox Live.
If the Xbox 360 list and the original Xbox list were combined, then Gears of War continues to be the top Xbox Live title.

Xbox 360 Top Live Titles (UU’s)
1 Gears of War
2 Call Of Duty 3
3 Small Arms
4 LOST PLANET OnlineDemo
5 SUPERMAN DEMO
6 Madden NFL 07
7 Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas
8 Rainbow Six Vegas Multi Player Demo
9 Call of Duty 2
10 Oblivion


Top Arcade Titles (Full Versions)
1 Small Arms
2 UNO
3 Contra
4 Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3
5 Street Fighter II' Hyper Fighting
6 Geometry Wars Evolved
7 Texas Hold 'em
8 DOOM
9 PAC-MAN
10 Defender

Original Xbox Top Live Games
1 Halo 2
2 Battlefield 2: MC
3 Madden NFL 07
4 Star Wars: Battlfrnt 2
5 Counter-Strike
6 Forza Motorsport
7 Call of Duty 2
8 Call of Duty 3
9 Ghost Recon 2
10 Rainbow Six 3

From majornelson.com