Sunday, June 26, 2005 

Rape my dog & i'll cut your balls off sicko!!

A Campobello (South Carolina) teen is accused of raping one neighbor's dog and another neighbor's two little girls. Now the dog has died and charges against the teen have been upgraded.

After receiving word that the dog died possibly because of the rape. Fox Carolina called the Solicitor's office to see if now new charges would be filed against the teen. An hour later Solicitor Trey Gowdy called to say that the charges will be upgraded to the "most serious animal cruelty charges they have on the books."

I wonder what they do to dog & children fuckers in jail hahahahaha!

Thursday, June 23, 2005 

Told you i would !


hehehehe!!

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 

Paris Hilton Commercial (Director's Cut)

Leaked version of the commercial.

Paris Hilton Directors Cut

 

NYC Nightlife - The 70's

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Here's a massive gallery of clubbing in New York City during the 70's by photographer Allan Tannenbaum.

Looks like a blast even if disco was a little overrated... Seems like clubs back then were mostly clothing optional.


GALLERY



 

Educational Series

Your daughter's boyfriend demonstrates how to cut a tattoo off your body and triumphantly showcase the swatch of flesh on your tongue.

Do-it-yourself Tattoo Removal

 

Attachments

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If like me you enjoy the email attachments then this maybe for you. just click the image for more of the same.

 

Kitsap County Man Accused of Raping His Granddaughter

A grandfather is in a Kitsap County jail, accused of doing something that's almost beyond words

Griffin raped his own 3-year-old granddaughter, and left the little girl with herpes.


 

Introducing Dina Al-Saba



More Dina here.


Sunday, June 19, 2005 

Britney Spears is a cockhead!

Glamour UK reports "Britney Spears says her new single is all about having a child, but Britney says she wrote it two weeks before she discovered she was pregnant. "I wrote this song at my piano, at my house. I wrote it two weeks before I found out that I was pregnant, so it was really kind of weird, because the song's about having a baby … It's kind of like a prophecy … Everyone in general should voice their wishes more, because I think the more you throw it out to the universe, if you're in the right space and place in your life, it's weird how the universe gives it back to you.”

Someone should probably sit Britney down and explain where babies come from, cause, correct me if I’m wrong, its not from the Universe after it heard your crappy song and decided you were ready. "Prophecy" might not be the only way to predict that unprotected sex with an idiot hillbilly who is too drunk/stupid to pull out might lead to pregnancy. It's also charming that someone who has been handed millions like Britney thinks the reason the rest of us aren’t rich is because we don’t “voice our wishes more.” Jesus Christ I hate these two. I gotta get me a bear. And teach it to maul anything in sky blue Fubu and backwards Yankees hats. And then release it in Malibu. Once chunks of Kevin showed up in the bears stool, animal control might be pretty upset, but then I’d explain it was Kevin Federline and we’d all have a pretty good laugh.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005 

Jacko Not Guilty!

Michael jackson beat the child molestation charges and is free to beat his meat from the comfort of his own ferris wheel on his Neverland range once more. Do not dispair you too are free to beat your meat wherever you want, as long as it is not in front of me. I provide you with loads of content to beat your meat to and today is no different. A classic boyfriend revenge tape for a bitch which cheated on him. She is quite hot and I for one am very grateful to the cunt for cheating as this meant we get to see this tape. Part 1 and Part 2 await your service

Saturday, June 04, 2005 

Stage set for '.xxx' Internet addresses

The Internet's primary oversight body approved a plan Wednesday to create a virtual red-light district, setting the stage for pornographic Web sites to use new addresses ending in "xxx".

Adult-oriented sites, a $12 billion industry, probably could begin buying "xxx" addresses as early as fall or winter depending on ICM's plans, ICANN spokesman Kieran Baker said.

 

Fired for a boner at work

Life hasn’t ever been easy for Scott Domelly (No relation to Shannon). He had a vasectomy at the ripe age of 20, after his wife had her second kid. She then left him for an older, better-endowed man from Pakistan and he’s forced to pay what little money he makes at the factory in child support. And now, he’s lost his $6.00 an hour job at Medtown Meats for having an erection thats lasted three days straight.

 

Saudis Outraged Over Women-Drive Proposal

He just wanted his colleagues in the government's legislative arm to discuss the possibility of conducting a study into the feasibility of reversing the ban on women drivers the only prohibition of its kind in the world.

But Consultative Council member Mohammad al-Zulfa's proposal has unleashed a storm in this conservative country where the subject of women drivers remains taboo.

Al-Zulfa's cell phone now constantly rings with furious Saudis accusing him of encouraging women to commit the double sins of discarding their veils and mixing with men. He gets phone text messages calling on Allah to freeze his blood. Chat rooms bristle with insulting accusations that al-Zulfa is "driven by carnal instincts with 454 horsepower."

 

Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka

Even if you have never seen a porn movie in your lifetime, almost everyone in the world knows what the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka' represents... Each person, upon hearing it, mentally interprets the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka' in their own way, fueling a range of emotions from lust to disgust.


So turn the lights down low, light a few candles, put this CD on the stereo and let the magic of the 'Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka' take you wherever you want to go.

Via Quicksand.


Thursday, June 02, 2005 

Paris Hilton is engaged to Paris

People magazine is reporting that Paris Hilton is engaged to her boyfriend of five months Paris Latsis. I would make fun of the fact that Paris is engaged to Paris, but it's so obviously stupid that I'm not even going to try and top reality.

Latsis, 27, proposed on Wednesday, the day Hilton, 24, returned home to Los Angeles after a three-week trip to Europe, where she promoted her thriller House of Wax and her new fragrance.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Paris Hilton's life is like a damn TV show. Remember in Marrid With Children when Marcy got married to Jefferson and her name ended up being Marcy Darcy? Well this is exactly like that. It's the kind of thing so stupid that it only happens to fictional TV characters and Paris Hilton. I expect Paris' next move will be to move into the local supermarket and see how long she can live there before getting fucked in the ass.