Moldy Penis
A man walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal.
Another man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?".
Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help.
He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy.
Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.
"Hey, thanks a lot mate." The man says.
"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your cock?"
Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but Im sure as hell not gonna touch it!"
Another man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?".
Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help.
He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy.
Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.
"Hey, thanks a lot mate." The man says.
"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your cock?"
Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but Im sure as hell not gonna touch it!"
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