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Education time! Simon Iddol is one of the top 3 mashup producers in the world! If you are familiar with the world of bootlegs/mashups, I'm sure you heard about this mighty man. If you are new to all of these, well check out his website or this current track and you will be amazed. Besides making some of the best bootlegs in this universe, Earworm also wrote a book to help the fellow mashers. It is a really really interesting read, and if you want to make your own mashup you will be able to make it by the end of chapter 1. You have seen it right, it has 15 chapters, this book is a very deep coverage of the mashup culture. Anyway, be amazed by this record breaking track and make sure to grab the rest of DJ Earworm's works.

The Mashup of this Week is...DJ Earworm - What's My Name?

Alanis Morisette singing "My Humps". Look like she is taking the piss out of Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas. Alanis, you just made my ears bleed, fuck you!

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time. And in comments published today, he said he snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
For years i have wondered how the hell this old rocking, drinking, smoking, snorting, fucking machine has lasted as long as he has without burning the fuck out! How could i have been so stupid!! All i gotta do is some snort human remains and i'll be fucking myself up for another 40 years, human ashes, its the fountain of youth i tell ya!

Everyone is doin it, take an existing song from years back, throw a fatter beat on top of it and call it a new song! Make a funky videoclip to go with it and you are ready to score a hit record and earn yourself some serious fucking cash. Alex Gaudino did just that. He took the song Gypsy Woman originally sung by Crystal Waters, threw in some more lyrics and beats on top and called it Destination Calabria. But the best part is the video clip for it involving delicious ladies blowing trumpets. Hmmmm if i was a trumpet... would you blow me?

Party time people, Simon Iddol is here with the best mashup of these days. It comes from San Francisco, as many other great bootlegs and it was produced by non other than the legendary mashup warrior, the fan of classic bikes and nice women, DJ Mei - Lwun. This guy is not releasing new stuff everyday, so having a new tune from him feels like winning the lottery and now he released 4 new tracks on his homepage!!! My fave is the Smack It Right, it is a smooth, sexy and flawless mixture of songs by Nelly Furtado and Akon. This fantastic song was No1 in the MashUpTown's chart, so I'm sure you will dig it as well. Enjoy it and make sure you visit Mei - Lwun's site to get the rest!

the Mashup of this Week is...

DJ Mei - Lwun: Smack It Right
(Nelly Furtado VS Akon feat. Eminem)

It’s not just sad loners in the Australia and America that need the use of internet dating sites. (Although, i must admit, i know a few people who use it for no strings sex and they do all right out of it) Some of our neighbours here in Australia have a bit of a problem too. But you would have thought that with the ratio of available poontang on the islands of New Zealand, you would have thought it wouldn’t be too hard to get yourself some action on a lonely evening.

Ever wonder what a rehearsal for a porn script would look like?

You’ve trained for this moment. The arena is filled to capacity. Thousands and thousands are cheering. You have some healthy adrenaline flowing through your body. Your shirt is nicely pressed. Your lady cleaned your cowboy hat for the big occasion. You get strapped on. You are ready for the ride of your life. And then you get knocked the fuck out.

A rep for E! has confirmed that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are going to be counseling overweight campers on the new season of The Simple Life.

"They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains," says an E! spokesperson. "The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It's not a fat camp."

Because, really, who better to guide the fate of fat children than Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. They're gonna spend the whole time pointing and laughing and going, "Jesus, they're so fat!" And then Nicole Richie will say, "Oh my God, Paris, they can hear you." And then they'll laugh some more and Paris will laugh so hard she'll let out a little fart. And maybe a little poo will come out. Just a little. Because she's classy.

Call your lovely lady friend and tell her today is a special day!!
Tell her you want steak for dinner and a blowjob for desert as today my friends is International Steak and Blowjob Day!
Have fun and don’t forget to videotape your escapades. And send them to me. Mmmmm escapades!

Parents at Oprah (seen here strangling random black girls with her enormous pythons) Winfrey's school in South Africa, say that the school is being run less like a school for girls and more like a prison (without the hot girl-on-girl tussling action) prompting Oprah to look at her bank book and giggle, as she eats bacon wrapped chocolate whilst scratching her ginormous ass with a claw hammer. Mmmm claw hammer!

I’ll admit it - I read celebrity blogs like WWTDD.com or TheSuperficial.com every now and again. While I hate the fact that people get filthy rich off of “Acting”, I still check the sites in hopes of seeing a nip slip or a new sex tape.

But there is one celebrity that really kills me and is always on the front page of these sites - Paris Hilton. She brings absolutely nothing to the table. She has never accomplished anything in her life (that I know of) and the only reason she survives in this world is because of her parents. I guess her “sex tape” helped too.

It kills me that people work their asses off for 60 hours a week to just get by and this bitch is born into more money than most 3rd world countrys. The fact that people actually take interest in her and her life makes me want to puke through my nose. The kind of puke that burns for hours afterwards. Yeah you know the one dont ya, sick fuck!!

It’s a twisted world we live in.

We are a cruel species.
We like nothing etter than laughing with someone else’s distress.
In Mexico they had the great idea to take the piss out of a girl in the cruelest possible kind.

One of my favorite people in the world was involved in a car accident on Sunday.
I miss her. Sad.

Qantas has sacked the flight attendant at the centre of a mile-high sex scandal involving actor Ralph Fiennes.

Lisa Robertson was suspended after allegations emerged that she had sex with the British actor in an aircraft toilet during a flight from Australia to India on January 24.

Would they have sacked a pilot for getting his cock smoked by Paris Hilton? I doubt it..

A guy is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "They're in three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What colour are you going to wear tonight honey?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly!

The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

Take 32 kitchentowel rolls, 10 pound of KAS fertilizer and 7 pounds of sugar.
Put them all into a little package and tada .. you got one fucking awesome smokebomb.